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I literally just went through something, and now Iโ€™m going through something else. Whatโ€™s next?

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Iโ€™d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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Canโ€™t wait for when weโ€™re all in our 80โ€™s and still tweeting.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I wouldโ€™ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, โ€œWhy are you sitting in the dark?โ€ and then flipped the light on without asking.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Making waves on X:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say โ€œI donโ€™t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat youโ€ that usually shuts them up.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Canโ€™t. Too busy saving daylight.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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One day youโ€™re young and fun, and the next thing you know, youโ€™re staring out of a window for no reason.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Not only is it not Friday, but itโ€™s not even Thursday.

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