“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming. Commentary:"Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.” Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore. Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore. Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make. I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.