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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 🦵😱 Let's choose wisely, shall we? 🤔"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bounce, conversation, frustration, i, leg, screaming, start, stop on Apr 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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