Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old dilemma: leg bouncing or primal screaming? 
Let’s choose wisely, shall we? 
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“Who knew a simple ‘pencils down’ could awaken the hidden speed demon within us all?
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The power of a deadline, folks – turning mere mortals into writing machines! 
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Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia!
Bet that guy wasn’t expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 
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“Ah, the age-old realization that you are your own superhero!
Embrace the power within you to save the day, one self-rescue mission at a time. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got yourself? 
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“Looks like this person’s hair is their ultimate snitch!
DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 
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‘Is this a restaurant or a customer service training center?’ 
#ServiceSoGoodItWasActuallyConfusing”