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Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Seen just now on Discord:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Going bananas on X:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Trending via WhatsApp:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Trending via Discord:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Just shared via Reddit:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Breaking via WeChat:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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52 shares on TikTok this month:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Spotted on Reddit:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Seen just now on Slack:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Just landed via YouTube:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Shared recently on Discord:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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