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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”