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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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The void screams into me.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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