Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside. I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired. Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside. Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.