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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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3 weeks ago

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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20 shares on TikTok this month:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

77 shares on Threads this month:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Spotted on YouTube:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Trending via Instagram:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Breaking via Facebook:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Going viral on Threads:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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