Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.