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- Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
- If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.
- Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.
- The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.
- Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.