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  • Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.
  • Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.
  • I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
  • A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.
  • You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
  • Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.