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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.