Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like someone's breaking records in world-class exaggeration! 🌟🙈 Exaggeration level: Legendary. Accusation level: Off the charts! 😂 #ExaggerationGoals Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine. If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars. Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
