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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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54 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

25 shares on X this month:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Shared recently on Slack:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Spotted on Discord:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Just landed via Facebook:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Just shared via Discord:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Breaking via YouTube:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Being weird never goes out of style.

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Being weird never goes out of style.

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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