Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the c… Commentary:Meeting weirdos from my couch: the future is now! 🛋️🤪📱 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol. Imagine being social on social media. I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person. If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?