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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.