That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It’s a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in “sick” to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!

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