That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper" Related funny posts 😂 Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” Short men store so much anger in their little body.