That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day. Commentary:"Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed. Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends. Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password. Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping. Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.