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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.