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When did making sense stop making sense?

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.