Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?
  • My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.
  • By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
  • Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.