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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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3 months ago

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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2 months ago

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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1 month ago

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12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Live now on TikTok:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Going viral on Discord:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Seen just now on Slack:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Going viral on WeChat:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Just landed via Slack:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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