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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.