The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Posted onSep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles. I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.