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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.