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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.