Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.
  • Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.
  • Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.
  • “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?
  • A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.
  • Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.