The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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“If you want to grab my attention, just remember: Wit and wisdom will get you further than just knocking on the door 🚪💡😂 Keep those brain cells and funny bones engaged! #SmartAndFunny”

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