The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
