The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚" Related funny posts 😂 Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that! If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are. New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.