The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside. Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word. 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”. That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea. “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.