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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?