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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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