The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership. Commentary:When micromanagers get promoted, I assume their new title is "Chief Anxiety Officer" 🤔📈😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open? Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting. Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.