The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.