The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Ah, the classic male ritual of affirming authority over lifeโ€™s trivial matters by cinching those trousers higher ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ’ช Itโ€™s the ultimate power move in the world of fashion and decision-making!

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