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  • Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
  • Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
  • Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.
  • Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
  • Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.
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