The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.