The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.