The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:I guess Netflix has figured out my secret dual identity as a rom-com lover with a hidden passion for alien documentaries. 🍿👽😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues. Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious. I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.