The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods. If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong? Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.