The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory. Commentary:Dreaming of killer crabs and ghostly fishermen! 🎣👻 But hey, at least the views are killer too! 🌊😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory. The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople. Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns. I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story. When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.