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Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅

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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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