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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.