Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
Isn't the car just a gasoline-drinking gasshole with wheels? 🚗⛽️ Fill 'er up, oh mighty gasshole! Maybe we should start calling gas stations "gasshole watering holes." 😂

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the opening where you pour gas into a car is actually called the fuel filler neck? 🚗⛽️

car, cars, gas, gasshole, humor, joke, place, where, wordplay

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

1 month ago
commentary, country, diversity, every, humor, multicultural, people, satire, should, social, social commentary, zoo
Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

1 month ago
am, doubt, grok, i, identity, introspection, only, original, originality, questioning, self, self-doubt, sexual, sexuality, true, uniqueness
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

2 weeks ago
burger, flirting, girl, humor, i, joke, line, love, pickup, pickup line
I’m here by unpopular demand.

1 month ago
arrival, demand, here, humor, self-deprecation, unpopular, wit
“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

1 month ago
delusional, describe, enough, humor, people, perception, reality, strong, word
Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

1 month ago
desire, humor, i, men, relationships, sarcasm, suffer, suffering, want

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Seen just now on Slack:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

I’m here by unpopular demand.

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

My bank account is also in retrograde.

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

I’m here by unpopular demand.

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏