Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.
- My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.
- Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
- Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
- The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
