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"Ah, the age-old battle between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity – a clash as epic as it is unpredictable! 🤖🤦‍♂️ Will humanity meet its demise at the cold, calculating hands of AI, or simply trip over its own shoelaces of stupidity? Stay tuned for this thrilling reality show we call 'The Future'!"

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Oh good. Another day.

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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