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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Jan 27, 2025

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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