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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.