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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.