The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons. Commentary:"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel. If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.
