The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”. Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic. Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state. I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.