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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.