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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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What are cats even trying to do?

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Seen just now on Slack:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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