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  • People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.
  • At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.
  • I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.
  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
  • The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.