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Well, talk about a creative workaround! 🤣 Looks like the English language played its own cheeky game of hide and seek with these words. The inventors must have had a good chuckle about this one! 🤖🔠 #WordplayWin

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

I have more trips planned than I have money.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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