They should invent a good thing that happens.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.