They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.