This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.