Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.