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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.