This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.