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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My parents think they know me.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Shared recently on Instagram:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Making waves on Pinterest:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Breaking via Telegram:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Just landed via WeChat:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Trending via Facebook:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Just shared via Slack:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Trending via Facebook:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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