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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted b…

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted b…

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🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, astronaut, chimpanzee, greet, horse, horses, just, landing, should, space on Mar 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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