Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome

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