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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.