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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

84 shares on Instagram this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

56 shares on Slack this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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