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"Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues"

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74 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

18 shares on Telegram this month:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

85 shares on Discord this month:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

17 shares on X this month:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Just shared via X:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Live now on WeChat:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Making waves on Messenger:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Making waves on Facebook:

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Trending via Telegram:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Spotted on Threads:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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