Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.