Tonight, the moon is staring at me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the moon's got 20/20 vision and is making me its next Netflix binge! πππΊ Related Funny Quotes π€ Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. βIβd love to go to the moonβ I said βbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of itβs thereβ If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.