Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.